Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Cannibal Holocaust 1980

  Watched 12 Jun 2024

  this doesn't feel like something I could earnestly rate considering it's less of a film and more of an artefact full of needless animal cruelty and gratuitous violence that's only really worth watching to understand its infamy, but I guess I can tick that box now?

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  The Omen 1976

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Apr 2024

  man fuck them kids

Recent reviews

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  Pulse 2001

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  ryosuke was pretty hot in a masc lesbian sort of way

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  American Mary 2012

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  oh katharine isabelle the woman you are

Popular reviews

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  The Flash 2023

  ★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2023

  im a big supporter of the emo-fication of classic dc superheroes, sasha calle supergirl and robert pattinson batman are my justice league and we listen to my chemical romance together

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Jul 2020 1

  A modern classic. Rodrick Heffley’s cultural impact remains unmatched. The quintessential anti-hero.