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Spencer 2021
A horror movie of sorts-- being haunted by the expectations of the future and traditions of the past, all of which control you yet have nothing to do with you. A sense of social suffocation. Trying to accelerate your impending breakdown so you can still appear as expected and maintain your duties to the group of people in the room next door, who care about you not as a person, but as an item, owned by your own expectations and…
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The Age of Adaline 2015
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when he took her to the abandoned mines for their first date she just like me forreal
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mother! 2017
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I hated this movie so much that, rather than only making one one-liner, I decided to hate-mosaic a few one-liners together to hopefully explain how incredibly much I hated this film
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This is like the Bye bye man of indie cinema
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All Jennifer Lawrence achieved in whispering "please leave" through all the film did was make half the audience in my theater do exactly that
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Love Story 1970
I don't think patient
confidentiality
works like that at all
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