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Recent reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Oct 2021

  I feel like this is what Dash Con could have been if they had more money.

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  Pickaxe 2014

  ★ Watched 11 Oct 2021

  I'm not opposed to shitty horror movies... Really you're just watching a movie to see what they do to tear the actors apart. But this was really bad.

  If you ever thought the people in Sleepaway Camp were just too darn friendly, then this is the movie for you.

Popular reviews

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  A Quiet Place Part II 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2021

  A Quiet Place 2 continues to show that life would be a whole lot better if a handful of people would just shut the fuck up.

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  Skull: The Mask 2020

  ★★ Watched 02 Aug 2021

  I have no idea what this movie was about or what was happening.

  Saying that, it had some decent kills and featured a giant slasher monster doing:

  -the Rock bottom
  -a powerbomb
  -a body slam
  -a choke slam
  -an attitude adjustment
  -that move where a guy goes for a hurricanrana but gets blocked and the guy swings him like a bat when he's upside-down

  
  Also another guy did:

  -a super kick
  -a stunner
  -a spine buster
  -a choke slam

  So…

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