This may sound completely insane, but I swear to god this movie is about the Holocaust. A friend put it on as a joke and I was sitting there doing homework and watching it, barely paying attention. A little bit in I realized that the puppets looked familiar and googled it to see that they were from the Henson creature workshop, so I paid a little bit more attention. I'm now paying a bit more attention and notice that for…
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
The worst one easily. It is literally the same as the first one but with less dinosaurs and inside a house which makes it way worse. There's this subplot about dinosaur trafficking but it's such a nothing plot, the only thing I remember is the new super dino winking to the camera before it ate the bad guy which was funny. speaking of, I thought this movie was very funny before, but actually it's not. It's funny meter is at…
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Little Shop of Horrors 1986
This might be my favorite movie. It's so funny and has the perfect pacing for me. It starts out pretty normal, then introduces the premise, slowly escalates it and then as soon as it starts talking it cascades into insane nonsense. Bill Murray is gay and then the bentist gets jumpscared to death by teeth. Then the plant seduces Seymour into feeding them his dad, sexually harrasses his girlfriend, and then pulls out a gun to shoot Seymour with. Then…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 1993
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Honestly. Not as bad as I remember it. It was funny on two occasions, I liked when the turtles begged people yo kill them. Mikey was a little too racist, but that splinter gave a real good funny at the end. Good thing he watches cable :)
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