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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Never light up when you're having a gas fight.

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  Superman II 1980

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Not as iconic as the first film, but has its charms. I've never seen the Donner cut, so I'm not really sure how this compares to that yet.

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Jun 2022

  Loved it. Sue me.

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  Leprechaun: Origins 2014

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2024 2

  A slimy green shitstain on the underpants of the Leprechaun franchise.

  First off, how can you have an "origins" story about a two thousand year-old creature that takes place in the 2010s? Okay, so let's call it a "reboot." Who thought it was a good idea to reboot a beloved schlocky comedy-horror franchise as the most humorless, bland, forgettable, trope-filled, generic monster-in-the-woods snore-fest conceivable? The WWE, I guess? This swing misses the point so hard it felt like the bat…

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