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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Liked: Theo James’ acting and the pool scene
  Disliked: everything else

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  65 2023

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  You’re telling me his gadget could do ALL THAT but not Google translate?

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  God I’m so glad this didn’t suck

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  2 hour “how do I get out of this situation” simulator. Shyamalan is the king of taking a neat idea and sucking ALL the fun out of it. The nepotism was ridiculous too, idk how anyone saw this and was like “they ate.”

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