Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025 1

  Having to watch the first half of this with Olwen snoring to the right and Aidan eating to the left is what I assume hell is like

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Ever so cunty

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  It’s like the mum of requiem of a dream with the music of the challengers and made by a horny guy. I wasn’t even horny through it cause it was like dissecting a frog in bio and I was faint however Demi Moore looked like John B at one point and that really took my out of the story. Anyways really enjoyed it and thought this would be a classic in a few years time and I ❤️ Margret.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  That was so fucking good like Narnia but on steroids.
  That grandfather worm reminded me of stokers penis pre the ‘incident’.

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