Ryan

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Favorite films

  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Donnie Darko
  • Titanic
  • The Goonies

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  • Saltburn

    ★★★★½

  • Cats & Dogs

    ★★★

  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

  • Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

    ★★

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  • Night of the Demons

    Night of the Demons

    ★½

    Night Of The Demons? More like the best night of my life.

    I couldn’t think of a better way to spend my time, than revel in these unpaid sex workers, perform Houdini lipstick magic tricks. I love it when the protagonist can tell you the exposition without even looking at what they are explaining.

    I will never look at lipstick the same way again…

  • Pumpkins

    Pumpkins

    “What are you even talking about you silly slag.”
    One of the most intricate and perfectly delivered lines, in any film I’ve ever scene. 

    The end credits scene, gave me shivers. I was up all night, worrying if Mia survived, or was she pumpkin food?

    I love how they make time a concept, and how a murder scene lasts 0.05 seconds, but someone takes 14hrs to drink a strawberry daiquiri. 

    All joking aside, I can’t wait to dress up as…

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  • The Mean One

    The Mean One

    ★½

    Pretty much exactly what I expected it to be. I mean it’s a low budget movie with a killer grinch. Campy Christmas horror with annoying characters and bad writing - sometimes that’s all I’m looking for.

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★★

    Some of the best scenes in modern horror movies. That car scene is so tense.