Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  lowk goated

  wraps up the trilogy nicely and sets up LOTR 

  just two hours of non stop fighting

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  holy shit.

  i love this movie.

  it was gremlins but barbie but freaky friday but the shining and all those things

Popular reviews

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  Jokers Wild 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  holy shit

  i’m prob way too excited about this short film and no one cares BUT

  art the clown AS the clown prince of crime
  terrifier level gore
  a death in the family 

  also more on david howard thornton, he is an incredible actor and should be getting more opportunities. after watching this im fully convinced he should be the joker in the new dcu. he is the perfect level of psychotic and cunning that makes the joker terrifying. please james gunn make him the joker. please please please please 

  like holy shit i loved this short film

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  wow

  my fav things. religious discussions, horror, cunty ladies.