Ryan

Ryan Pro

It all started with the cinematic masterpiece that is Hoodwinked (2005)

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • Paris Is Burning
  • In the Mood for Love
  • The Florida Project

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  • The Stuff

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Emilia Pérez

    ½

  • Wicked

    ★½

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★½

    I liked this, I will always like a whodunnit movie (exept those awful kenneth branagh ones, that man ruined Irish people for me) The characters are unique and the style is fresh. Is this a masterpiece? no. Will I watch it again? probably not, but in an era of consumerism and reboots, a movie that feels original and like it was made by real people will always be welcome. Worth a watch.

  • The Longest Yard

    The Longest Yard

    ★★

    Anyone else notice how when the give the dude estrogen they portray him as an emotional woman but he’s actually just a more caring and free spirited individual. Good for him.

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  • The Stuff

    The Stuff

    Was kinda weird how the colonel got super racist for 20 secs. Wildest pacing I’ve experienced in a movie, just bonkers

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    The shots in the theatre with the blue seat are some of the most gorgeous cinematography I’ve ever seen

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  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★★

    A Hollywood summer blockbuster that oozes cool and also has characters that don’t make me want to slam my head in a door? Makes me proud to be an American 🇺🇸 🦅

  • American Fiction

    American Fiction

    ★★★½

    Black History Month 2024
    "This is a black book, I'm black and this is my book"

    I saw a critique of this film that it should have focused only on the social satire aspect of the film and cut the family melodrama and I think that is kind of missing the point. I see it with queer viewpoints a lot where they want us to tell stories like "oh look how hard and and sad it is being queer oh…