DamnFineCupofPie

DamnFineCupofPie

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Suspiria
  • Die Hard
  • Harold and Maude

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★½

  • L.A. Confidential

    ★★★★

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    ★★★½

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    An interesting premise brought down by silly dialogue, scenery-chewing performances and a confusing plotline

  • L.A. Confidential

    L.A. Confidential

    ★★★★

    Thank god that at some point in history someone finally came up with the idea to make a movie about the crossroads of sex, crime and hollywood.

    Also notable that this is one of the few movies to imply and depict the reality of the sex scheme of hollywood, b-list and below actresses are fucking for money and fame and payola all the time and even post metoo its gets swept under the rug because most people get some kind of benifit out of the arrangement.

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  • Shoot 'Em Up

    Shoot 'Em Up

    ★★★★★

    Classic. I mean hot damn this one slaps.
    Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti are on fire the entire movie, every scene has this momentum that never stops. Even during the sex scene, there is shooting.
    A surprising amount of heart and political message in this one. Guns are fucking stupid, here look what they can do! So well shot and directed. Giamatti is just allowed to completely chew the scenery and the movie is better for it.

    Ultimately, this movie is about the kind of stuff joe biden had to do to become president. Harvesting children for their life force!

  • Falling for Christmas

    Falling for Christmas

    ★½

    I immediately predicted her fiance would turn gay

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