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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  It’s hard to feel suspense and thrilled when I don’t care about any of these characters. The pieces of the puzzle all fit fine and dandy, but it’s just missing that special sauce. Oddly sexual and romantic.

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  Ash 2025

  ★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  What a dud. This movie couldn’t decide on what it wanted to be and what its story was. Like 6 ideas mashed into one. It was nice to look at on occasion but the acting was stale. 

  Worst movie I’ve watched this year.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Pattinson was great as always but this just didn’t stand out in many other ways. Ruffalos bad Trump impression was distracting, and the pacing was slow at the beginning and end. It was funny and cute but idk if it will ever get a rewatch.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Final Destination but make it Looney Tunes. Wile E. Coyote ass movie. If you expected anything serious out of this drum banging monkey I’m so sorry. Hilarious. From start to finish just ridiculous. Bill for some reason serves Dr. Eggman and it’s great. I think Osgood Perkins took a lot of his own trauma for this one and turned it into some dark humor. A very unserious movie that deals with some serious things.

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