Michael Brooks

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Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Deadbeat at Dawn
  • Thief

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  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★★★

  • Bruiser

    ★★★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★★

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  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    "Did you gamble? Did you win?"

    All men are bastards and women need to take care of (and make out with) each other. Verhoeven stylishly shifts focus from shootouts and squibs to dance routines and bare breasts, from the police state and product-related consumerism to misogyny and boner-related consumerism.

    Showgirls is a film ahead of its time in practically every way, unfairly admonished and derided and absolutely misunderstood to an almost hilarious extent - it would be hilarious, anyway, but…

  • Deadbeat at Dawn

    Deadbeat at Dawn

    ★★★★★

    "I hate people, man. I don't care. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about nothin'. Man, all my life people have fucked with me. Don't you fuck with me, man. I just fuckin' hate people. I hate people and I don't care. I just don't fuckin' care. I don't care. I'm the baddest motherfucker you ever saw, man."

    Gritty, grimy, gross, brutal, cockroach infested, unrelentingly visceral, nihilistic doom splatterpunk guerrilla trash film-making at its fucking finest. This should have been with me my entire life, and now it is.

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    a towering and soulful reminder that the "American Dream" will rape you

  • 28 Days Later

    28 Days Later

    ★★★★★

    REPENT
    THE END IS
    EXTREMELY
    FUCKING
    NIGH

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  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    ★★★

    I love that there are four entirely different films about Ellen Ripley. Each one of the core Alien films has its own style, pace, and themes; each one gives Weaver an opportunity to explore this character in an entirely different mode. As a result, Ripley becomes one of the most three dimensional, complete characters in all of science fiction. In all of fiction, really.

    We can trace Ripley's journey through these films like the stages of grief - she runs,…

  • Berserk: The Golden Age Arc III – The Advent

    Berserk: The Golden Age Arc III – The Advent

    ★★★★

    well that was fucking grim