Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hercules 1997

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  had a mental breakdown, so

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  The Happiness of the Katakuris 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  watched this to impress a cute person i met on a sex app <3

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  Watched 11 Feb 2024 1

  fun movie, just a shame that Yogurt Lanthmos tripped over his dick 10000 times while making it….

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  ok here’s my real thoughts for those who care. loooooots of text and spoilers below:

  on one hand this was a really fun and special watch. the performances are all amazing, the costume design had my jaw on the floor, the score was WILD, and omg that dance scene… bella baxter is such a delightful character to watch. emma stone makes her so…

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  i regret to inform my 28 followers that love lies bleeding vs salt burn will serve as the new gender binary. i don’t make the rules i just disseminate them. like an oracle

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