Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  This movie is in the same tier as Shithouse. The “idk if it’s great but it made me cry buckets” tier

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  If you don’t like this movie bc you think it’s vapid or lacks a point of view, go back to Take school.

  It’s one of the oldest and most well-trodden stories in the modern world. The point of view is inherent! I was pleasantly surprised that he didn’t go out of his way to put his spin on it. It made for a very relaxing viewing experience, where I could enjoy the atmosphere and wonderful performances.

Popular reviews

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  My Octopus Teacher 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2021

  My experience watching this movie:

  1. Make fun of guy for wanting to fuck the octopus 
  2. Cry at the film’s beauty
  3. Lament my distant relationship with the earth 

  *repeat a thousand times in that order until the movie is over*

  4. My gf and I trying to act like the sex we had immediately after viewing wasn’t somehow related to the experience we had watching the movie 

  .... I gotta go

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  Cha Cha Real Smooth 2022

  ★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2022

  I gotta say.. I appreciate this man’s effort. It doesn’t always work but when it does it gets me 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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