S3RP3NT1N3

S3RP3NT1N3

Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy.

Favorite films

  • The Exorcist
  • Hellraiser
  • The Cell
  • Run Lola Run

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  • Malignant

    ★★★

  • Presence

    ★★

  • Oddity

    ★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★

    This is like..3 different movies in one, and so bizarre. The acting is horrid and the plot cliché and all over the place- but it’s entertaining af. 

    There’s fake law and order detective, Walmart brand Wanda Sykes officer and a Sandra bullock lookalike.
    The cool parts about this movie are the perspective camera changes and surreal shadowy moments of the killer. 
    I figured out the entire plot within a third of the movie but I actually enjoyed the comical kind of goose chase with the bogeyman.

    Gangly babadook no face cryptids ftw.

  • Presence

    Presence

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Godkiller: Walk Among Us

    Godkiller: Walk Among Us

    ★½

    Cool concept and character designs but the plot becomes muddy towards the crescendo of the film. Dialogue is very eloquent when it isn’t completely swears (which is more than half the time)
    Interesting animation style and I’m still on the fence on whether or not I liked it because it was hard to follow sometimes. lots of triggering topics and events in this one..meh I wouldn’t rewatch or recommend this to anyone tbh. 
    Didn’t realize Lydia Lunch was in this until I heard the unmistakable smokers grit of the character Bub.

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★

    I had a panic attack throughout this film, it’s that suspenseful. 
    I need both Corky and Violet to to give me their wardrobe and to make me their third. 🥺👉🏼👈🏼