Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2024

  Started this film thinking "Hah look at this bright-eyed dipshit!!" Ended it feeling like "Winslow Leach I owe you an apology I wasn't really familiar with your game 😔

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  Death Machine 1994

  ★★½ Watched 31 Dec 2023

  Besides the point, but John Sharian sounds really handsome

Popular reviews

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  Spawn 1997

  ★ Watched 02 Dec 2022

  Getting vibes of Little Nicky off of this

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  Piranha 1978

  Watched 29 Jun 2023

  *around 3/4 through the movie and my painkillers are still not hitting* Is that a rubber piranha thrashing in the water or are ya just happy sashimi ahhahah