Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This isn’t a thriller or a horror movie but who cares - it’s camp, it’s fun, and it’s got Josh Hartnett (whose wily good looks I would never fall for like all the suckers in this movie)

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★½ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  A movie for stupid people to pretend they’re smart

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★½ Watched 02 May 2021 1

  “neo” is a bananagram of “one”

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  The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023

  ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  The good:
  - impeccable lighting. I could see everything, even when there was a clear “it’s night” signal. Love that for me
  - great sound. No mumbling, and I heard every word

  The bad:
  - creature features get worse the more you show the creature. And this Drac was pretty bad
  - Anna totally gave Clemens the worse piece of debris to get to shore. She was just going to kill herself, why did she need the nice piece of wood to do that in
  - I would have just executed my plan to drown Dracula during the day tbh

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