Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Only an evil gay lawyer would possess the scheming capabilities necessary to train Trump to become the man he is today

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  all my favourite white men are in this

Popular reviews

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  Boogie Nights 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  The only thing that fucks harder than Dirk Diggler is this movie’s soundtrack

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  Abigail 2024

  ½ Watched 11 May 2024

  takes itself too seriously to be fun but is too poorly written/acted to be good

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