Ivan looks like the love child of Timothee Chalamet and Andrew Barth Feldman.

I recognize those footsteps anywhere... or something like that. It really did just end though huh? All that to just end. Wild.

Pirates of the Caribbean is an all out, full throttle, 100% good time pirates movie. You can't go wrong. Sailing the seven seas with your boys? Doing scallywag things? You just can't get that anywhere else. Of course, I can't give it 5 stars, as Pirates of the Caribbean two does exist. But, the Curse of the Black Pearl deserves all the recognition. It'll not only put some hair on your chest, but you'll also most likely become a better person after just one watch. Watch it a second time and you'll transcend into pirate-dom. Highly suggest. You won't regret it.

Helm is my new hero. He's kind of an idiot though.