Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  final destination but with a monkey and four from divergent

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  The Worst Person in the World 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  yall what was this?

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  this felt looooong and proved my suspicion that i rlly don’t care abt the roman empire. denzel was the best part and i liked the twins. that’s it.  

  also to the man who had enough and left the theater with five minutes left—- you are seen, you are heard, you are understood, and i liked how you left with panache.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  i will love myself today, tomorrow, and the day after that..trust.