SaltyTDawg

SaltyTDawg

1 star means I don't suggest watching, 5 stars means I think it's worth watching and a like means I, well, like it.

Favorite films

  • In Bruges
  • Meet Joe Black
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Adopt a Highway

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  • What Women Want

    ★★★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

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  • What Women Want

    What Women Want

    ★★★★★

    Apparently what women want is to be manipulated

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★★

    Some pro cat, anti dog bullshit propaganda but was good despite

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★½

    Old women= eww, ugh, gross, booo 👎

    Young women= wow, amazing, beautiful, so sexy 😍👍

    Most boners I've ever got watching a film and that was just from Denis Quaid close ups


    In all seriousness, I was hoping for a bit more from this. Haven't quite seen anything like it which is always a plus but I dunno just wish it had a bit more.....substance har har har

  • Red One

    Red One

    Marvel has so much to answer for when it comes to the state of modern day "blockbusters". No one will remember this film exists by next Christmas, also why was there so much ass in a kids Christmas movie?? Apparently being late gets you on the naughty list so cam and erika are royally fucked

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