Sam

Sam

The ranking of art is a fool's errand, I'm just here for shits and giggles. Any rankings I post are just based off my personal enjoyment.

Favorite films

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Memories of Murder
  • Videodrome

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  • Novocaine

    ★★½

  • The Brood

    ★★★★

  • The Hangover

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★½

    Incredibly by the numbers story, characters and direction that is kind of held up by some genuinely creative fight scenes. The one gimmick of the movie does get a bit tiring though, and there were way too many plot conveniences.

  • The Brood

    The Brood

    ★★★★

    After seeing this and Possession I think we should force every filmmaker to make a horror movie after a divorce. The most disturbed, pessimistic, and probably most conventionally scary Cronenberg I've seen so far.

    The internal is externalized in the most horrific way possible, which is probably the most accurate description I could give for any Cronenberg film.

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  • Ted 2

    Ted 2

    Mark Walhberg covered in cum > the star gate sequence from 2001 A Space Oddessy or anything else that hack Kubrick did

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    Lynch’s truest horror film. Perhaps the most tragic and yet most graceful portrait of a human being ever put to the screen. 

    Is it any wonder a film about the willing ignorance of an entire culture was met with hatred for being a much darker version of their quirky small town show? Unlike Blue Velvet, this is not a film about the duality between the white pickets fences and ants underneath. This is a film made for the people whose…