Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Enola Holmes 2 2022

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  millie bobby brown sharing scenes with both helena bonham carter AND david thewlis in one film is truly a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby for the ages

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  Garfield 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Jan 2025

  bet garfield doesn't even contemplate killing himself in prison in the remake. can't fucking have anything anymore.

Popular reviews

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  'Twas the Text Before Christmas 2023

  ★ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  ideal movie for someone who wants to be gaslit for 90 minutes that it takes place in new york despite all the actors being from toronto, all the establishing shots being of toronto, and all the phone numbers having toronto area codes

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  Robin Hood 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2024 1

  minus one star for the cops coming in half way through to interrogate us as to whether we had broken into our own house