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Mickey 17 2025
If Parasite was a bong hit, then this is a sad little vape hit in a high school bathroom stall.
In absolute disbelief that the director who made quite possibly the most concise movie of the 21st century, which had each plot beat meticulously placed leading to every one crescendoing flawlessly, made this mess of a film.
I actually was really into this for the first half hour or so, but it was quickly made clear this allegory of exploitation…
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My Dead Friend Zoe 2024
It’s not awful, but it’s just kind of nothing. I feel like there are more people on this planet who could make this film than couldn’t.
Then at the end it’s revealed that this was a massive passion project about a subject matter very close to the filmmaker. *sigh*
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
I literally can’t believe I actually had any good will to this corporate product of dogshit. Nothing in this movie has any cohesion and was literally made by a 11 year old nerd who has watched only Star Wars and marvel movies in his whole life. That’s actually who JJ Abrams is. It literally goes to show how anyone will eat something up as long as it is marketed as a new Star Wars film after a long time. But with that veil finally gone after 5 years (and the trilogy completed too), all that is left is literally nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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