All these Biblical allegories yet it's boring as Hell HEYOOOOOO
Nope. A painstakingly long two hours that I was actively fighting off sleep through. I know this is sacrilege to some people but I find James Dean horrifically boring and melodramatic; I do not vibe with him at all. This movie just goes and goes and goes on the wrong things, like the German side character whose arc goes nowhere. It talks itself in circles and goes almost nowhere, with…