Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Devil Wears Prada 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  every movie made before 2010 wants us to believe anne hathaway is a fat ugly troll who doesn’t deserve love or happiness because of how fat and ugly she is

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i actually think i’d have a lot of fun at evil david bowie summer camp. anyone rating this under three stars takes themselves far too seriously. was the story especially unique? no! but the score was interesting, the gore was well placed, and john malkovich is still such a fucking treat.

Popular reviews

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  The Long Dumb Road 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2018 2

  i will not hesitate to lay down my life for jason mantzoukas

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  Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen 2004

  ★★★★★ Added

  can't believe my ninth grade film teacher had no idea this cinematic masterpiece existed. why teach a film class if you don't know what true cinema is?