Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  Felt like the Safdie Bros came back for a sec.

  Funniest movie of the year for sure. (I honestly don’t think there’s any competition)

  I hope everyone at work is ready to hear my Brooklyn accent for the next few weeks.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  Okay, my Christmas just got a little bit merrier!

Recent reviews

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  The world literally froze over, humanity is on its last legs, and people are STILL out here power tripping. This is why I hate people smh

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  Kick-Ass 2010

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Nic Cage lowkey longlegging it here 14 years before he actually did it. 

  It’s a fun movie but idk just didn’t fully hit the mark for me.

Popular reviews

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  Memories of Murder 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025 4

  gonna get deeper in my bong bag. bong joon ho. This fucking guy can do movies lemme tell ya. Loved what I saw here it’s a pretty bleak crime thriller but it’s got a good mix of accidental dark comedy. These guys are solving crimes with drop kicks and bad guesses and just can’t catch the guy. It’s funny till it ain’t, then it turns to a gut punch. Gave me heavy Zodiac vibes.

  Why is bro looking at me like I did it?

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  “Hey Mickey, what’s it like to die?” Of course Steven Yeun wouldn’t know he’s- *theme music*