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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  “that’s uhhh not mine” peak comedy

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  I Love You 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  i don’t speak portuguese but i’m pretty sure my subtitles were wrong because i KNOW “mr celebrity gay” isn’t a real name

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  i liked the references and shi but wow what a FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT !! bonnie little thumbs up actually killed me. the worst thing of all though is that there wasn’t a 15 MINUTE MARKIPLIER SEX SCENE AS PROMISED !! also someone in my cinema shouted “was that the bite of ‘87” and never in my life have a wanted a gun as much as i did then. if mr hippo was in it it would be a 5/5 xx

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  bro was getting that sloppenheimer 😭😭😭

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