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  Afraid 2024

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  The AI in Green Lantern: The Animated Series was also called Aia but she’s nothing like this. I mean, she attaches herself to the Anti-Moniter and tries to delete the universe after getting her heart broken but still preferable to this movie. Except for Havana Rose Liu ofc.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Never in my life would I have expected a Chuck Norris joke here in 2025.

  Anywho I could see Swifties doing this. Probably most definitely not a super original thought, watching a movie like this and thinking “[insert celebrity here] would do this”, and I suppose that’s the point this movie is trying to make, about how celebrity worship is altogether all too common and unhealthy. However, this movie feels muddled and honestly, how much of this Moretti’s popularity is…

Popular reviews

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  The Water Horse 2007

  ★★ Watched 19 Dec 2021 1

  Ah yes, the 5 stages of having a water horse:
  Denial
  Anger
  Bargaining
  Depression
  Acceptance
  Interfering in a Scottish militia’s attempts to defend the loch from Nazi submarines in order to set your water horse free

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  The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008

  ★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2021

  Gotta love it when your country needs to be saved by four white Christian British schoolchildren. For the second time.

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