Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Can’t believe they had the opportunity to show us 17 (or 18) Robert Pattinson penis in a single frame and DIDN’T will always upset me

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2024

  “Oh my god you killed Kenny”. 
  “You bastards!”

Recent reviews

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  One from the Heart 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Might be one of the best looking movies I’ve ever seen and there’s so many visuals in here that have clearly influenced other incredible movies

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  Doctor Strange 2016

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  “Dormamu! I’ve come to bargain” 
  Me asking my girlfriend if we can go look at Lego after we look at Jellycats

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  No one chasing storms in a whimsical multicoloured spinning hat?

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  After Earth 2013

  ½ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  Jaden Smith goes from being an emotional whiny bitch to an emotionless whiny bitch (nothing changed, he’s dogshit and just wants to talk about the economic state of the world and the environment)