samjarus

samjarus Pro

oh well play the cards that im given !
he/they

Favorite films

  • Terminal USA
  • Asako I & II
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Police Story

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  • Asako I & II

    ★★★★★

  • Conclave

  • Drive My Car

    ★★★★★

  • Opus

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  • Shithouse

    Shithouse

    ★★★★½

    cooper raiff is honestly fucked up for including that the main character (who i was already relating to) is colorblind and allergic to peanuts why is he making him me this is messed up

    also like wow incredible amazing relatable as hell incredibly excited to watch his next movie which will inevitably kill me definitely screaming internally after the ending

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  • Opus

    Opus

    i must have been in the bathroom during the scene where they put the guy in the bear costume and put him in that yellow shed and burned it
    (this was very bad!)

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    "I'm still good meat! I still taste good!"

    Me to my wife at 60 years old

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    henry was right this was indeed hot shit dog ass

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    nobody:
    french people: je vais faire le truc le plus dérangeant et le plus foutu de tous les temps et tu vas me payer 16,79 pour le regarder