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Queer 2024
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I want to talk to you. Without speaking.
I'm not queer. I'm disembodied.man i dont even know what to say. this was not at all the film i was expecting it to be. the only other film i've seen of luca's was challengers, and the experience here was just on another planet.
for most of the film, the town felt so quaint and warm. the pop of colors were gorgeous. however, it almost felt theatre-like, as if the backdrop…
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year 2008
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"danforth! bolton! you get out there and you get onstage!"
"i never thought i'd hear my dad say that"imagine you are troy bolton. your father is the high school basketball coach. your entire life has been laid out and planned for you every step of the way to practically live in your fathers footsteps as one of the best basketball players at the university of arizona. your entire high school has basically praised the ground you walk on, essentially…
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High School Musical 2 2007
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"look, you ever tried just singing? i mean, without all the lights and sets and, like, backup people?"
"well, it'd be much harder to get applause that way."christ, what they put into the songs in this movie needs to be studied. i dont know how, but they kicked it up to a 10 for every single song here. literally not a drag or a dud in this bunch. im pretty sure literally every single iconic song in the HSM…
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011
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bella is pregnant and shes making it everyones problem.
there is...both so much going on in this movie and yet literally nothing happens. honestly, this is probably the most annoying and cringey film yet. i cant even do a recap here. i can sum it up in 5 sentences. jacob and bella get married and go to rio (for....some reason? edward is obsessed with rio. he went here in the 2nd movie too when he "broke up" with bella. why…
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010
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i kissed bella. and she broke her hand. punching my face. total misunderstanding.
man. literally nothing happens in this movie, but by god, its a pretty nothing.
lets recap. so, edward and bella decide that once bella graduates, shes going to get married to edward, and THEN he'll let bella be a vampire. so she takes a trip to florida as a last goodbye to her mother, but this turned out to be a setup by edward so bella wouldnt…
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