Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  “Yes honey, you will like the silent comedy about a man killing beavers.”

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Easily one of the most ludicrous films I've watched in awhile; right up there with Megalopolis for 2024.

  You have musical about a Mexican cartel boss, who also speaks English, who sends is family to Switzerland because he's decided to change genders. And the film is directed by a Frenchman.

  Kinda loved the audacity.

Popular reviews

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  Jailbreak: Love on the Run 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2024 1

  Gonna be speaking with a southern accent for the next month.

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017

  ★★★ Watched 27 May 2017 4

  It's not that Dead Men Tell No Tales is a bad film, it's just that it has no original content. Most of the film feels like a rehash of the original, with a new Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly. The plot is essentially the same: a curse needs to be broken, familial ties are involved in solving this curse, and Jack Sparrow is particularly infamous and yet simultaneously unknown to many of the characters.

  Quite frankly, the charm has run…