Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Thor: Love and Thunder 2022

  ★ Added

  Was this worse than Eternals: No.
  Was it better than Eternals: Also no.
  Did I forget Thor had a daughter until right now: Who?

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  Cobweb 2023

  ★ Added

  Let's see YOU try to parent when you've got one evil kid and one annoying one

Popular reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★ Added

  Mutt Williams died on his way back to his home planet

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★★★ Added

  Taking off a star for not being horny enough. Taking off another for not including Butterball, the cenobite who would probably be my friend.

  Hellraiser (2022) is the ultimate tale of reaping and sowing. Fucking around and finding out. A rich guy solves the puzzle box and isn't happy with how things shook out for him? Hell yeah.

  Unlike the Clive Barker original, the 2022 reimagining isn't rooted in eroticism, but in power. Voight wants to serve the cenobites and…