Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Almost Famous 2000

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  Every time I rewatch almost famous I find something I’d never really noticed before . Today, it was the scene where Anita leaves home while America plays in the background. Maybe the scene is an ode to finding meaning or maybe I’m just in my early 20s looking for meaning in meaningless places 

  Anyway, 

  I LOVE MOVIES I LOVE PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN AND I LOVE BILLY CRUDUP!!!

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  27 Dresses 2008

  ★ Watched 16 Feb 2025 1

  so much to say which I’m going to try and condense into one paragraph on my phone before I go to the gym and then hunker down and write this goddamn English essay.

  Romantic comedies like this make me feel like I’m going insane, which is why I write such belligerently lengthy reviews about them. I guess I’m just mad that shitty rom coms like this fundamentally misunderstand why people like the genre so much. The best romantic comedies aren’t…

Popular reviews

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2024

  YES! Bring back sex in the movies!! But not at the expense of pesky little things like plot and character!

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  The Long Goodbye 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2023

  there’s a 20 second shot in this film of dogs humping