Favorite films

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  Chloe 2009

  Watched 06 Dec 2024

  I don't know if this was good but it feels like it was formulated in a lab to appeal to my specific brain worms. also had a terrifying moment where I thought the main couple had the same name as my real life parents (false alarm, the milf is named Catherine).

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  Watched 15 Jul 2024

  sometimes you just need to watch keira knightley in period clothing

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  Barbie: Big City, Big Dreams 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Sep 2021

  these bitches gay. good for them. good for them

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  The Neon Demon 2016

  ½ Watched 08 Jan 2022

  it just wasn't good enough for me to overlook how insanely lesbophobic ruby's entire existence was.

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