Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Mark Zuckerberg should be strapped down and forced to watch this clockwork orange style

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Made me want an omelette realllllll bad. Too bad eggs are so expensive.

Popular reviews

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 May 2024 1

  How I feel when I ride on the back of my boyfriends moped and do no hands

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2024

  Effective charlotte tilbury lipstick product placement

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