Favorite films

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  The Host 2006

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  loved: fools for heroes, korean snacks, hating on america  

  didn’t love: how the low qual cgi fish monster swung around using its weird little prehensile tail like it was on the monkey bars

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  not remotely interested in GTA or Shakespeare but this lowkey made me want to get into both

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  enjoyed this film but it also reminded me of the time my situationship serenaded me on the electric guitar while i awkwardly waited for my uber so

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025 1

  didn’t know i needed a film about 108 cardinals trapped in the sistine stirring shit, spilling tea and vaping but i absolutely did

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