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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Believe in yourself 🫶 never give up 🤞every dog has his day and every bet has its time ⏳Remember this. Legalize sports betting in all 50 states. No limits. No rules. No wives. Just guys in silk shirts handing out fake watches like candy. No more stupid art in the apartment, just statues of Knicks players from 1985. Just a street in New York City where everybody knows your name. Never let them hide your shine, Howie.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  You just know Bong Joon-Ho has a hard drive filled with Moo Deng videos squirreled away somewhere

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Feb 2024

  🚨 Twisted Movie Alert 🚨 only watch THIS ONE 🪦⚡️if you got a couple Screws loose 🤪 or if you’re feeling a bit. . . Gothic 😈

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2024

  All time goo movie

  It would have been cool if they’d given the alien a backstory of why it’s evil like maybe it’s grandpa died in a car accident or it has like ADHD and that’s why it can’t open up to people 😢

  Kept thinking “why’d they tell this robot villain guy to act like a freak pervert the whole time” but I found out afterwards that was an AI deepfake of a dead actor so that changes things and I don’t think he’s a pervert he’s just dead

  Can’t overstate how much I loved the goo

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