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Favorite films

  • Fallen Angels
  • Taxi Driver
  • Alphaville
  • Scarface

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  • The Hand

    ★★★

  • GoodFellas

    ★★★★★

  • Mr. Arkadin

    ★★½

  • Vivre Sa Vie

    ★★★★

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  • The Hand

    The Hand

    ★★★

    “You’ll probably need to take my measurements again.”

    “No need. I know your figure well. I’ll just use my hands.”

    A poor tailor falls in love with a rich escort whom he cannot have sex with. He spends years making her clothes and listening to other men sleep with her, repressing his true feelings of desire. Her charm and seductive personality keep him threading away in hopes that she succumbs to his personalized garments. The set design, melodramatic romance, and…

  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    ★★★★★

    Before there was Turkish hair transplants there was Morrie’s wig shop. Tested against hurricane winds! Not Robert De Niro choking you with a telephone chord.

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  • The Apprentice

    The Apprentice

    ★★★★

    America is a country that breeds killers. Donald Trump is one of them. Killers are winners after all, right? Long before becoming the President of the United States, he was a real-estate nepo baby struggling to keep his family investments afloat and the judicial system off his ass. His confidence and vision was always there. He just needed a mentor to teach him how to play the game to win. Roy Cohen saw something in Trump that made him a…

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★

    Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning. It is January 18, 2025 and it’s a Saturday. Here in Woodbridge it is grim and cold. The sky is grey with no clouds or sun in sight. Patches of unmelted snow cover the ground. There is a sharp wind that whistles past the windows. 36 degrees Fahrenheit, around 2 Celsius.

    Today I was thinking about David Lynch and his film Blue Velvet. There is so much beauty in the strangeness of life. No one…

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