- if you liked Gladiator and want the exact same but with slightly different cast, great! This is for you.
- Naval battle in the Colosseum WITH SHARKS!
- Not enough rhinocerous or Pedro Pascal
- Denzel Washington clearly having THE BEST TIME
- Absolutely unhinged last act everything happens so much what
- the ending is some real bullshit. Choices were made. I do not agree with any of them.
- Aside from the day-for-night shots this movie is beautiful.
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