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  Under Siege 1992

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  There were times where I'm pretty sure Steven Seagal's acting comprised of remembering his lines, but this was a perfectly fun diet Die Hard

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I think Brad Bird was working through some feelings about a bad review when he wrote this, but Ego's review is still completely right and one of the most beautiful scenes in all cinema.

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  Thomas and the Magic Railroad 2000

  ½ Watched 05 Aug 2021 2

  Burnett sure did want to fuck that train

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  Thunderbirds 2004

  ★ Added 1

  Basically objectively bad, but I feel that in the name of honesty, I need to acknowledge I loved this so much I watched it 8 times in 7 days when I was 10 years old.

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