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Favorite films

  • In Bruges
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Zodiac
  • Hereditary

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  • Black Mirror: White Bear

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★½

  • Glass Onion

    ★★★★

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  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★

    I wish everyone else in this movie would be more like Nic Cage and shut the fuck up

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  • The Coffee Table

    The Coffee Table

    ★★★

    i thought this was about a haunted killer coffee table oh my god

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • X

    X

    ★★★★½

    The Visit walked so X could push it over and stomp on it, repeatedly.

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★★

    Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?

    This is such a beautiful film, I can't even begin to describe how it made me feel. This is not the kinda of thing you want to watch during a pandemic because if the movie didn't mess you up enough, the fact that you cannot jump on a plane to a foreign country any time soon certainly will.