Samuel

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Favorite films

  • Kingdom of Heaven
  • Hacksaw Ridge
  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  • Les Misérables

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  • Kingdom of Heaven

    ★★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

  • Mamma Mia!

  • Longlegs

    ★★★

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  • Kingdom of Heaven

    Kingdom of Heaven

    ★★★★★

    “What man is a man that does not make the world better?”

    - DIRECTORS CUT -

    Speaking specifically about the Director’s Cut of this film, it is an underrated hit. 
    An absolute banger, some would say.

    I am not exaggerating when I say that I’ve seen this film so many times that I can and have watched it in my head with my eyes closed from start to finish.

    To paraphrase the film’s editor Dody Dorn, the Theatrical Cut is…

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  • Kingdom of Heaven

    Kingdom of Heaven

    ★★★★★

    “Quod sumus hoc eritis”

    - DIRECTOR’S CUT -

    What a banger

    Finally got to watch this with my wife who agreed to endure it in its glorious entirety as a birthday gift to me. 
    And what a gift. 

    The utter scale and overall production design of this film is so impressive that I honestly misremembered that Weta Worskshop™ did the props and sets for this, but nah. It was the Chad himself, Arthur Max. He got that dawg in him for…

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

    “Please don’t let me die.” 

    Oh yeah baby, we are so back

    Exactly the shot of adrenaline that this franchise needed. 

    A great mix of the best parts from the original Alien, Aliens, and even Prometheus

    Each ridiculous situation tops the one that comes before it and it all ends in a satisfying showdown that manages to be both original and familiar. And I love the return to the classic analog production design that gives these movies such a unique…

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

    “If we go to war, we could lose all we've built. Home. Family. Future.” 

    So good, dude. 

    I remembered being impressed by the trilogy, but it’s been a while since I revisited it. 
    This one is definitely the stand out of all three. 

    Simple story that is intimately told, but grand in execution and impact. 

    Matt Reeves puts on a masterclass here as far as visual storytelling. Every scene means something. 

    Serkis deserves awards for how seamlessly he brought the…