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Uncharted 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This wasn’t a movie based on the video game series Uncharted but they did use the intellectual property rights to make a movie about helicopters dueling by swinging pirate ships at each other which is easily the most insanely stupid thing I think I’ve ever seen in a movie
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Doctor Who: The Church on Ruby Road 2023
Unfortunately I must give this episode only half a star due to being doo doo ass. I’m trying to come around on Ncuti, who is lovely, but isn’t remotely awkward or alien and so just kind of doesn’t feel like The Doctor yet. (Very Nine? Which is weird contextually since that’s supposed to be the Most Traumatized Doctor and this is meant to be the Good Healthy Lad.) Millie Gibson was nice! I hated the goblins and think it would…
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Beetlejuice 1988
It's so fucked up that 1988 Alec Baldwin is the hottest man to ever live
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