scoutjovi

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I like watching movies sometimes

Favorite films

  • The Substance
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Pearl
  • The Departed

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  • Out for a Kill

    ★★★½

  • The Prestige

    ★★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    Taking a note, don’t let incels get their hands on robot girlfriends.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Out for a Kill

    Out for a Kill

    ★★★½

    I LIKE STEVEN SEAGAL FILMS!

    Easily the best Seagal movie I’ve watched so far. Hilarious comedy that wasn’t meant to be a comedy. 

    The supernatural barber shop fight is a top 10 moment in cinema. 

    Steven Seagal Ranked

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★★

    “Are you watching closely?”

    An early Nolan film I missed when I was younger and has evaded me for years. Absolutely incredible watch that only gets better and better and better as it goes on. 

    Bale and Jackman are both incredible to watch as they try to one up each other. I LOVE the last 40 minutes of this movie, Nolan just doesn’t fucking miss. 

    Nolan Ranked

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  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★★

    “Look at me. I'm Black Superman!”

    Two characters I love from Fast and Furious in their own spin off movie, you think I’d love it. Unfortunately it’s just a boring mostly dull action movie. 

    Vanessa Kirby is the best thing this movie has going on. The best actor here, she’s a god damn bombshell to look at, and she kicks some ass. 

    At 2hrs and 15 minutes this movie is way too long. A great tight 1hr 45minute movie can be found here, it’s just filled with bloated scenes. 

    Fast and Furious Ranked

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    Murder, home invasion, torture. All to save Amber Midthunder?

    I get it.