Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Midnight Mass 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  PSA: Don’t watch the ending of Episode 5 while on the elliptical at the gym.

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  After Hours 1985

  ★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Beau is Afraid but make it 80’s.

Popular reviews

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  Swallowed 2022

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2023 1

  Bugcrush shook me to my core. Swallowed just tickled my nuts a little. 

  The world needs more Jena Malone and penis in films please and thank you.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  Nicholas Cage looks like Mink Stole and I am here for it.