Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2022

  It was nice to see an action film where not only was the leading man required to bulk up but act as well, Gladiator-esque from Aleksander Skargård.

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  Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022

  ★½ Watched 13 Apr 2022

  Dull, a bad film can occasionally be entertaining but this is boring, drab and uninteresting.

  A German election, no wait a global one (since when did this exist in the Wizarding World?), he's innocent btw, oh and another thing! whoever Bambi thinks would make a good leader is who you should vote for! - using fireworks!! oh and we're taking Bambis twin with us to Bhutan - the film does a terrible job of explaining this AND DING DING DING!!!! - Tina, the end.

  Jude Law was also surprisingly poor in this, West Country accent one scene, classically educated the next.

Popular reviews

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  It Chapter Two 2019

  ★ Watched 06 Sep 2019 3

  Pennywise, PENNYWISE, be penny fucking wise, keep your money and don't spend it on this absolutely dire, slow, masterclass of shite. The only clowns on display are your fellow cunting paying audience.

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  Dolittle 2020

  ★ Watched 09 Feb 2020

  there is nothing that makes you appreciate the freedom of the art form that is cinema than watching Robert Downey Junior pull some bagpipes out of a dragons arse.

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