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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Not a dry seat in the house

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2024

  Sorta like if Jigsaw was an insufferable Reddit atheist

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  While this movie has a good few funny moments, the funniest part is the fact that each locations interior shot has a very on the nose set decoration of the current presidents portrait - so the audience doesn’t get confused with the constant time jumps. 

  The cinematography is beautiful, the performances are great, and the pacing is excellent. It sort of holds your hand towards the end explaining everything, but isn’t like “fuck off this is so obvious” levels.

  Nicolas Cage as Longlegs is great, he’s creepy and his ability to swap from insane rambling to determined animosity is commendable. 

  4.5/5

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  This shit was insane but brilliant 

  Pure entertainment but with a pretty tight script too. Josh Hartnett is also goated

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